Thursday, September 24, 2009

If only.

Dear God,

Please send me a few more hours in the day?

My schedule this semester is so strange. I feel like I never have time for anything. My hair hasn't been washed in 3 days (gross!), my eyebrowns haven't seen a pair of tweezers in two weeks (eek! I can hear the Vietnameese women who do my eyebrowns complaining already. "You have BIG eyebrow! It goes up to here!", as they are exuberantly motioning at my hairline), and gosh darnnit, I have to floss my teeth at the stoplights while in my car!

If you could do this for me, I would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks,

The crazy girl with greasy hair and jungle brows

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