Best. Day. Ever.

Today:

-I accidently flashed my 60 year old neighbor
-My patient in clinical had dementia. And explosive diarrhea. Nine times today. And had to play in it. No, I'm not kidding
-My fiancee recieve a vulgar, obscene prank call
-I got my period. Out of nowhere
-I was wearing white clinical pants when I got my period
-I am sick
-I went to Walmart to buy a thermometer to convince my mom I didn't NOT have H1N1 flu as evidenced by the absense of a fever because me feeling my own forehead wasn't convincement (is that a word?) enough. I had to buy an ovulation thermometer because they were all sold out of every other thermometer. Actually it was between the family planning thermometer or the pacifer one. Take your pick
-I have an exam tomorrow
-I had to take my engagement ring back to Zales to be fixed because one of the diamonds fell out. I don't get it back for a month
-I ate lunch at 11 am. I didn't get dinner 'til 10pm

Best. Day. Ever.