I was working on paperwork with BigTits (a girl in my clinical group) yesterday, when BigTit's patient comes strolling down the hallway. She sat down with us, so the three of us started chatting, while her patient waited for her boyfriend to show up to take her for a walk.
Patient: (talking about her boyfriend) "____ wears a 38x30 but he's 6'4''. He walks funny cause he has such a long torso!"
BigTits: "He must have short legs then!"
Patient: (chuckling): "Yeah, but he has big feet... And you know what they say about big feet!"
We laughed so hard!
Later, her boyfriend showed up and the patient introduced us to him. He smiled, and was friendly.
All I could think was, "You poor, poor man. You probably had no idea that your girlfriend was just telling two 20somethingyearold hot young girls about the state of your penis, *cough* I mean feet!"
Yeah... you know, I kind of think the big feet thing really is for real. Now, a friend of mine says it's the nose she can compare a penis to... but I haven't figured out how those two are similar yet.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard the nose thing before, but that's definitely interesting!
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