I saw one of my ex-boyfriends the other day, and seeing him got me to thinking, "Man, I've dated some real winners"... Please notice the sarcasm attached.
My first boyfriend was a very sweet guy. We were friends for a long time before he asked me out; he broke up with me a month later on instant messager on a snow day. We continued to be friends throughout highschool, and eventually stopped talking after college except when we run into each other on occassion. He dated a friend of mine a few years later, and come to find out, he never kissed her either. In fact, he still has never kissed a girl to my knowledge. Certain quirks about him make me wonder... maybe he is gay? Like his obsession with his teeth, clothes, and hair. He's a very attractive guy, but he rarely dates women. It makes no sense. I heard a few months ago that he got drunk and jumped off a building and broke something. Real winner, huh?
More winners coming up later. By the way, my fiance is a true blue winner, for real. He's super amazing, and after dating the losers I've dated, I appreciate him even more.
Yeah... I dated a guy who I'm pretty sure was gay back in high school. Really good kisser... dayum! LOL! And then there was this guy in college who HAS to be gay... there's no other explanation. Oh! Then there was this alcoholic, this dude who was abusive, and another one who... okay, I'm gonna stop there.
ReplyDeleteWinners... they're in us crazy people's blood :-D.