Friday, April 2, 2010

Dirty little virus

I knew it was time for the week to end when I was trying to finish my careplan on the dead guy and my laptop got a nasty virus that even my IT degreed fiance couldn't fix.

I took my laptop to the amazing IT department at school first thing Thursday morning (that's one of the few things my school has going for them...). I had turned my wireless off the night before to save battery since the virus wouldn't let me connect to the internet anyway. I walked into the IT office at school and said, "Err... I think my computer has a virus." The nerdy Asian dude grabbed my computer and started it up to look it at, which didn't take long since it was in hibernation mode. As soon as the computer screen popped up, I see a black screen with red and yellow big flashing letters saying, "FREE PORN!" Under the flashing letters is a red link that says, "Hot wet -----!." well, you can finish the rest of that line.

I was so embarassed. I have no clue how the virus managed to conjure up that website, especially when my wireless was turned off. My face turned 6 shades of red/pink/blue/purple as I pointed and gawked at the screen. Somehow I managed to stutter, "I didn't... I don't know how... I...!" The nerdy Asian dude just shook his head and laughed it off, "It happens all the time, actually".

Whew.

Dirty little virus.

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