Not me Monday!

I did not lose my sacred $20 gift card to Starbucks. Nope, not me.

I did not drop an entire box of plastic spoons on the floor at work today. Nope, not me.

I did not drink a Venti peppermint mocha for dinner tonight. Nope, not me.

I did not wince when my boss said, "Wow, you're looking pale today. Are you okay?" Nope, not me.

I most definitely did not go 75% of my day today wearing no undies because I crapped myself at work due to an aweful stomach bug.

Nope, definitely not me!