I peed in my shoe.

I stayed with my fiance Saturaday night because my parents were out of town. At about 10:00 Saturday night, we walked out to my car to get my happy pills out of my purse so I could take them before bed. The day before, I spilled milk in my car and I left the windows down because to air out my car from the horrid smell (and I mean, horrid).

Anyway.

We walked out out to the car and my fiance was standing on the passenger side of the car, and me on the driver's side. I leaned over in the back seat to grab my purse and all of a sudden I see something furry smack the rear window. I jumped back and muttered an obsene word, while my fiance laughed his butt off. One of the outside cats had jumped in the window and was chillin' in my back seat. When he heard us, he tried to jump out of the car, only to smack the rear window.

As my closest friends and family know, I have a weak bladder. It's not the first time it's ever happened, and it won't be the last, but it certainly makes for some interesting stories. After I realized what happened, I started laughing hysterically, like on the ground laughing. Before I knew it there was a tinkle-ing sound on the ground and my pants were wet. So was my shoe. My favorite pair of brown old man shoes.

I peed in my shoe :(