My favorite nursing words

One of the fun things about nursing, is that you get to use and describe people and things with cool/gross words. Some of my favorites are:

-Purulent
-Peyronie's
-Erythematous
-"Beefy red"
-Penile
-Pus
-Pharyngolaryngooesphogectomy (try saying that)

And you get to ask people questions like, "Have you been moving your bowels regularly?" and, "So how has this effected your sex life?", and it's not really awkward at all!

One of the 2394819823 reasons why I love nursing.