Dear Father who are in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name
Thank you for giving me off work for Thanksgiving and Christmas
Thank you for Christmas break, so that my poor, friend brain can defragment itself and compact everything I've learned this semester like a trash compactor
Give us this day
Some money so that we can buy Christmas presents, and pay our bills
And please forgive me for making fun of people
You can put me on the naughty list, if You want to
In the name of the Father, Son, and baby Jesus
AMEN.
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